2006-09-05

XL or Button

Friday night, sitting outside in a friends house, they had just filled our stomachs with good food and was now filling our heads with good booze!

There were six of us, three girls (okay women) and three boys (well, men then).

The men was talking about sports and we were discussing cloths bras. I was complaining about how hard it is to find a bra thats fits. I mean they are either falling out or youll get double boobs! So I said that I probably tried a 100 different in the last week.

My husband turn to me ( he had heard what we were talking about) smiles and says:

- Oh hun, didnt you find any that was XL? I looked surprised at him, I dont have that big boobs? Now everyone was listening at us.

- what do you mean? I didnt quite believe that he mean it in a nice way, we have always a kind of coarse language with each other.

- wellXL like in eXtra Long! And his eyes were full of mischief.

At first no one said anything they just was starring at me, wondering what Ill do: ( Im known for my bad temper)

I looked around and they all looked like they were gonna burst with laughter at any second! I smiled at them an then they started to laugh. My husband looked like he was at cat eating a mouse satisfied.

Well the evening went on and we had a great time. I was waiting for my revenge, I had no doubt that it would come. And it did.

Now we had been drinking quite a lot, and the men were slowly being younger and younger as the booze went down (or up in the head).

The were talking about stupid thing they could do. My husband said that he could stand on one feet and wave with his arm as he was peeing!

They all looked like what a f***?

My friend P, said: - I am getting some yucky pictures in my head! How the hell are you doing, arent there pee all over?

Now I had my chance: - oh no, its not that big that it whirl around, its just a button in a fur coat!

It became so quiet that you could here a needle fall. Then the laughter exploded! I think we was laughing out loud for at least 20 minutes.

My husband didnt say anything more that evening.

Marie

No my husband was not angry or sad or anything like that at all, he even calls it button now!